SATIRE NOT A DOCTOR NOT MEDICAL ADVICE

A SECOND OPINION FROM A FIRST-RATE IMPOSTOR

Bad bedside manner.
Worse credentials.

I’m Kenn. People ask me for doctor advice, but I have none. So I founded a fake practice, graduated from a fake medical school, and put the truth right in the domain name.

  • 0medical degrees
  • 100%satirical
  • Since 2000running Writing.Com, not a clinic
Editorial illustration of Kenn as an obviously fake doctor, wearing a toy stethoscope beside a rubber duck and a jar marked with a question mark. KENN WAGENHEIM, F.D.*

*F.D. means Fake Doctor. It is not a credential.

THE IMAGINARY EXAM ROOM

Ask a fake doctor
a fake question.

For laughs only. If you have a real symptom, medication question, injury, or health concern, skip this box and contact a qualified clinician.

0 / 240 No private health details

*A comedy answer, not a diagnosis. Questions are processed by an AI provider. FakeDr.com does not keep a question history.

THE FILE, SUCH AS IT IS

Credentials under review.
By no one.

THE REAL PART

Kenn Wagenheim

Founder and longtime operator of Writing.Com, the online writing community he started in 2000. Serial entrepreneur. Website builder. Still not a physician.

Kenn-ish
Public biography, lightly summarized
EDUCATIONFake Medical SchoolDegree concentration: confidence
RESIDENCYSeveral browser tabsNight shift, mostly accidental
BOARD STATUSUncertifiedApplication not found
RESEARCHNaps as meetingsResults suspiciously positive

CONDITIONS NOT RECOGNIZED BY SCIENCE

Fake specialties.

Invented conditions for comedy. None are medical terms, and none describe real health problems.

01

Acute Blank Page

A troubling shortage of words, commonly found five minutes before a deadline.

NOT IN ANY TEXTBOOK
02

Internet Elbow

The elbow is fine. The browser has 84 tabs open and would like a word.

NOT IN ANY TEXTBOOK
03

Monday Knee

A mysterious creak that appears near the start of the workweek and vanishes by Friday.

NOT IN ANY TEXTBOOK
04

Plot-Twist Deficiency

Your story is stable, predictable, and in urgent need of a suspicious twin.

NOT IN ANY TEXTBOOK

A RIGOROUS THREE-STEP METHOD

How the malpractice
does not happen.

  1. 1

    You type a silly question

    Preferably fictional. Definitely free of personal medical details.

  2. 2

    The fake chart is consulted

    An AI creates a short joke under strict no-advice rules.

  3. 3

    You ignore it medically

    Laugh if warranted. For reality, ask a qualified professional.

IMAGINARY PATIENT REVIEWS

Zero stars would be medically appropriate.

“He diagnosed my blank page with a severe lack of words. Technically flawless.”
An imaginary novelist
“I was prescribed one tasteful nap. I remain exactly as medically unassessed as before.”
A fictional patient
“The diploma was drawn in crayon. At last, transparency in medicine.”
Definitely not a hospital